Saturday, February 11, 2012

Know Your Rights: The Fifth




CARBROZO, C.B. -- What we have here is a textbook case of drinking a fifth, then pleading the fifth.  While the Supreme Team doesn't endorse drinking and driving, we are fans of the Constitution.  When cops push the limit of implied authority, it is in the best interest of society for bros to push back in a respectful and, more importantly, constitutional manner.  That being said, this bro must have been on his way to a party because there is no way any reasonable bro acting in concord with FRCB is: a) coherent/conscious, and b) operating a motor vehicle after exercising his right to join a party.