Fennelly "got his pump on at the gym", literally. |
Carbrozo -- I love a party, but Donald Fennelly's liberal interpretation of gym brocedure and brocedural morals offends even the chillest reasonable person. There is nothing necessary or proper about this dude's gym etiquette. These actions are clearly a violation of FRCB 1 (Act Like You Been There Before). Everyone's phone has a camera or take a mental snapshot, bro. I don't care if your spank bank is full, if she's so insane that you can't wait to get home it's called a locker room.
Fennelly cited Prosser's editorial on the "Rock Out With your Cock Out" rights as a defense for his transgression. However, after carefully reviewing the history of that doctrine, the Supreme Team has decided that those rights were established on behalf of bros "indulging in mead". Gyms are clearly an improper venue for the actions taken by Fennelly, and thus he shall be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
The brocedural lesson here is that the internet is free... pursue all the happiness you want with your door closed, curtains drawn, and your keyboard at a safe, but reachable distance.
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