Thursday, November 10, 2011

Rule 62: Sack Up Dude... It's Over

She left you dude... it's over. Mind if I hit?
Brosner on Brocedure notes that "an allocation of time for grieving will be made depending on various factors (hotness, time dated...), however any bro willfully extending his time of wallowing and self pity will be subject to incremental sanctions". Fed. R. Civ. Bro. 1st. Initially, said bro is called a bitch.  If bro continues with bitchmade actions, bros stop chilling with bro in question for debbie downer reasons (see Johnny Raincloud Rule).  "A bro may be allowed to write break up poetry under no normal circumstances".   It should be noted that exclusions to previous rule are limited by those explicit in this document - 1) drunkeness and 2) whether or not you get paid to do it (See Drake Paradox).

Carbrozo Affirms.

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