This Just In: Brofficial Statement From High Council

Snitches may get stitches, but you are probably going to hell.

From the Fratican--It has come to our attention that the action swirling around Penn State debacle has come to a head within the last 24 hours, capped by the firing of Joe Paterno's walking skeleton.  The High Court would like to issue a public statement condemning whatever went on over there.  Besides obvious clashes with Brocedure, the High Court believes that the actions of all involved are in direct violation with human ethics (a far lower standard than those of Bros).

That is not the point of this decree (we excuse the High Court for their propensity to get off topic).  The brofficial word from the Fratican is that the phrase "Bro Paterno" now is no longer an acceptable form of salutation in the bro community.  It should be viewed as a term implying disrespect towards the bro addressed. 

However, it should be noted that "no Sandusky" has been added to the list of acceptable, while sometimes in bad taste, synonyms available for use under the "Pause" Doctrine.